Out of the Mouths of Babes
A boy barely fourteen just said, “Man, she’s got a big booty,” right in front of me in reference to someone across the room. He then asked me if I had a cell phone charger.
What did I do?
I gave him a cell phone charger while hoping the charger would short and kill him.
It wouldn't be murder then.
It didn't.
He did say thank you to me--twice, once when I gave it to him and again as he was leaving.
Kids are such a puzzle.
What did I do?
I gave him a cell phone charger while hoping the charger would short and kill him.
It wouldn't be murder then.
It didn't.
He did say thank you to me--twice, once when I gave it to him and again as he was leaving.
Kids are such a puzzle.
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posted by Vampire Librarian at 9:58 PM
5 Comments:
Shit yeah.
If only you could have somehow inferred that he must have a small penis without compromising your professionalism. "Man, he's got a small penis!...Here's your phone charger."
LOL
Ooh! Ooh! Hang a picture of a small one over one side of the desk then "Certainly, young sir, just step under this sign for a moment."
Er, a small dick. I meant a small dick. Note to self: do not leave out vital bits.
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