Library X Joke
What a happy patron would say at a typical academic library:
"This is great. I got a cup of coffee, a book, and a warm welcome."
What a happy patron would say at Library X:
“This is great. I got a beer, a bag of chips, and a glimpse of someone’s ding-a-ling.”
"This is great. I got a cup of coffee, a book, and a warm welcome."
What a happy patron would say at Library X:
“This is great. I got a beer, a bag of chips, and a glimpse of someone’s ding-a-ling.”
posted by Vampire Librarian at 5:24 PM
9 Comments:
Is this the same patron that frequents the "Library X is a Brothel" Myspace group?
Dear Lord! What ever is going on at Library X?
This gives new meaning to the phrase: "all that and a bag of chips!"
Your library is truly interesting. Once someone filmed a porno movie in ours after hours but that's been years.
My brother went to Notre Dame and aparently the football players would run though the library naked on a regular basis ... Don't know about the beer or the chips, though.
Wow, naked football players running through the library? Can you direct them west, to IL?
It's funny that I work in a public library and we have the same issues with beer, chips and ding-a-lings. However, I don't count that necessarily as "great".
Library X needs live webcam.
Inexplicable Device: I don't know what goes on here. It's scary how much I don't know. It's nothing new for paramedics to come in and go downstairs without even a glance at me and me not know at all why they are there.
Librarian Girl: Yes, it does.
Katya: What's the name of the porno! Not even we can claim that, at least as far as I know...
librarian pirate: Hee. I envy Notre Dame.
Happy Villan: Yeah, but you get a far broader swatch of the public than I do. My patrons are usually eighteen to twenty-four so the ding-a-lings look pretty good more often than not.
Spike: I am not planting cameras in the stacks. I refuse. It's all about "Plausible Deniability". If I knew what went on, I might be held accountable.
Bugger!
So if an Australian with some suss equipment wanders in, you didn't see nuffing.
And by suss equipment I don't mean my equipment.
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