How did you get here?
Once again, here's another edition of strange search terms that landed people on my blog!
Excluded are all the vampire related and LSD/rat poison searches. Though they are the top searches that bring people here, they're just ho-hum now.
free pencils from IKEA - Yes, you can get them and free tape measures too! Go, stock up.
Newspaper rod - How can this be? I am the number 1 result in Google.
going on vacation poetry - I've written bad poetry, but none about going on vacation.
Let's see if I can...
An Ode to Vacation
Oh, vacation, you're so lovely
You make me all school girl bubbly.
A day, a week, a month, or more
No matter the length, you rock to the core.
I'll always love you, vacation.
And I don't care who hears my exclamation.
There, how was that? No flames, please.
P.S. I know I said vampire searches would be excluded, but this one made me guffaw:
Vampires real or meth?
Excluded are all the vampire related and LSD/rat poison searches. Though they are the top searches that bring people here, they're just ho-hum now.
free pencils from IKEA - Yes, you can get them and free tape measures too! Go, stock up.
Newspaper rod - How can this be? I am the number 1 result in Google.
going on vacation poetry - I've written bad poetry, but none about going on vacation.
Let's see if I can...
An Ode to Vacation
Oh, vacation, you're so lovely
You make me all school girl bubbly.
A day, a week, a month, or more
No matter the length, you rock to the core.
I'll always love you, vacation.
And I don't care who hears my exclamation.
There, how was that? No flames, please.
P.S. I know I said vampire searches would be excluded, but this one made me guffaw:
Vampires real or meth?
Labels: (Bad) Poetry, SEO Hijinks
posted by Vampire Librarian at 9:42 PM
11 Comments:
Thanks for the belly-laugh over "Vampires real or meth?" That's like someone finding my blog a long time ago by searching "Pearl neckless". I don't even want to imagine what they meant by that.
I THINK I found your website through Happy Villian's site. I don't rightly remember, though, that was a long time ago.
Like gardenbuzzy (great name, by the way!) I can't remember exactly how I found you, but whatever post was up at the time made me laugh out loud, so your blog was one I check frequently. I do like a good chuckle.
But never mind all that. More important information in this post: IKEA HAS FREE PENCILS??? Wow, I had no idea!
So now I'm going to call this blog not only entertaining, but informative.
A librarian can never have too many pencils.
Time for a trip to IKEA.
Thanks, VL!
IB, IKEA gives out golf pencils. Not full sized pencils. If you like'em short, then go raid with my blessing.
So ... people were looking for somewhere other than the library from which to steal stubby pencils??
I just think it's funny that you are the #1 google result when you do a search on newspaper rod. It's so weird that I had to go try it and what do you know?! It's true.
I love Vampires real or meth --that's just great.
To imaginary blog:
I acquired the name "gardenbuzzy" in this wise:
When our sons were very young, they called our cats 'buzzies' because they buzzed when they purred. I am now a Master Gardener who has cats who accompany me to the garden to work. So when the time came to pick a screen name, what could be more natural than "gardenbuzzy" (Cat Who Gardens)?
I stole from you.. is that okay?
the.effing.librarian sent me here. thank you, eff. :)
Ef, you are welcome to take whatever you want.
There's a very rational explanation for "Vampires real or meth?"... the person asking was definitely bitten and wanted to find out if it was a vampire or some guy/girl on meth. If that happened to me I would ask in the same way.
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